Co oznaczają nazwy aut? (znalezione na złomniku)
ACURA
America Can Use Real Automobiles
Asia?s Curse Upon Rural America
AMC
All Mistakes Combined
AUDI
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Bavarian Money Waster
Break My Windshield
Buy More Women
Bought Me Wife
BUICK
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
CITROEN
Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every Night
DAEWOO
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Damn Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Date Guarantee Expired
FERRARI
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Found In A Trashcan
Fix It Another Time
FORD
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fault Of R&D
GM
Generally Malfunctions
GMC
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Garage Man?s Companion
HONDA
Helping Out Nips Destroy America
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand: Nothing.s Drivable And Inexpensive
INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche: It.s Truly Inconsequential
JAGUAR
Just A Guess U Are Rich
KIA
Korean Industrial Accident
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody?s Image
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MERCEDES
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MINI
Moron Inside Notably Insane
NISSAN
Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing More
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
VOLVO
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
Virtually Worthless
V-tec Wins!!
